Definitely a Portal gun. The time and money I would save everyday with it…
IllustriousJayden199
Sandevistan. Change my mind!
BoredNLost
The Normandy.
jaiarcher
An excess of gold.
Real life applications
Pozzg
Gravity gun
Scribblenauts notebook
NEOnKnights69
Inventory
VulgarButFluent
The time warp hand thingy from Singularity.
Public_Peace6594
1up from Mario franchise!
Windyandbreezy
Game Genie. I’m gonna need some cheat codes if I ever hope to finish this game of life.
Mikmoo01
Sakuyas pocketwatch from (2hu franchise). Ability to freeze time. Pretty self explanatory
cyanitblau
A Hearthstone would be super convenient.
BeerGogglesFTW
Keeping it simple and going with a classic. Give me a super star.
Mild_Lee_Offensive
A girlfriend would be pretty cool…
bjb406
A soulstone from Warcraft
WingerRules
Fortify Intelligence potions from Elderscrolls
With it you can make other potions.
With those other potions you can turn yourself into a near god.
br00dle
In most games it’s not really an item, but a save point would be nice.
ding-dong-the-w-is-d
Lightsabers/Starship
Halo_The_Divine
The Agarthan Device
LessThanPro_
Astroneer terrain tool might be fun, but portal gun def wins.
IronEndo
I’m thinking Rauru/Link’s (TotK) arm.
bannedcanceled
Needler
Qwqweq0
The crowbar
VrinTheTerrible
A ressurection scroll
gododgers179
Easily the Ocarina of Time
Penguinja_
Olive Garden bread sticks
maverickhunterpheoni
Genie lamp from Kingdom hearts. Those three wishes could be very valuable.
Intelligent_Yam_827
Cortana…
If she wouldn’t die in 7 years
Followed by build gun from satisfactory
HandofAntioch
Source Engine’s developer console
I3iG_Chungus
Horde of cheese wheels.
despenser412
Arthur Morgan!
uiouyug
Whatever is automatically regenerating your health when you stay still for a second
toolsofpwnage
Unfortunately for me, I have neither power, wisdom or courage.
ToppHatt_8000
Long-Fall Boots from Portal.
Quigleythegreat
Tool Gun.
Ok-Bus1716
NG+
vahntitrio
Chantage from Final Fantasy Tactics.
You permanently have the reraise and regen status effects, making you impossible to kill permanently and you would heal from every injury evenutally.
Muskandar
Master Summon Materia
Redditowork
The Wabbajack.
milano8
Meteor from FF7, cuz fuck this place
briareus08
The Triforce is all well and good until a shifty man from the desert comes and steals it, causing untold chaos until a plucky young forest lad can somehow beat him, with the help of a princess.
Aion2099
Portal Gun
Helpful_Title8302
The spawner gun from gmod.
ConqueteDuCosmos
Vaporeon
GohanTheNPC
Scribblenauts notebook would be dope
Gopher_Cures_Elf
A Ghost from Destiny
lmnotfunny
A crowbar
Rezornath
An Armored Core. You thought Iron Man looked good privatizing world peace between IM 1 and 2? My eternally powered giant mech is going to make that look like child’s play.
It occurs to me this is also, almost certainly, a super villain origin story.
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Definitely a Portal gun. The time and money I would save everyday with it…
Sandevistan. Change my mind!
The Normandy.
An excess of gold.
Real life applications
Gravity gun
Scribblenauts notebook
Inventory
The time warp hand thingy from Singularity.
1up from Mario franchise!
Game Genie. I’m gonna need some cheat codes if I ever hope to finish this game of life.
Sakuyas pocketwatch from (2hu franchise). Ability to freeze time. Pretty self explanatory
A Hearthstone would be super convenient.
Keeping it simple and going with a classic. Give me a super star.
A girlfriend would be pretty cool…
A soulstone from Warcraft
Fortify Intelligence potions from Elderscrolls
With it you can make other potions.
With those other potions you can turn yourself into a near god.
In most games it’s not really an item, but a save point would be nice.
Lightsabers/Starship
The Agarthan Device
Astroneer terrain tool might be fun, but portal gun def wins.
I’m thinking Rauru/Link’s (TotK) arm.
Needler
The crowbar
A ressurection scroll
Easily the Ocarina of Time
Olive Garden bread sticks
Genie lamp from Kingdom hearts. Those three wishes could be very valuable.
Cortana…
If she wouldn’t die in 7 years
Followed by build gun from satisfactory
Source Engine’s developer console
Horde of cheese wheels.
Arthur Morgan!
Whatever is automatically regenerating your health when you stay still for a second
Unfortunately for me, I have neither power, wisdom or courage.
Long-Fall Boots from Portal.
Tool Gun.
NG+
Chantage from Final Fantasy Tactics.
You permanently have the reraise and regen status effects, making you impossible to kill permanently and you would heal from every injury evenutally.
Master Summon Materia
The Wabbajack.
Meteor from FF7, cuz fuck this place
The Triforce is all well and good until a shifty man from the desert comes and steals it, causing untold chaos until a plucky young forest lad can somehow beat him, with the help of a princess.
Portal Gun
The spawner gun from gmod.
Vaporeon
Scribblenauts notebook would be dope
A Ghost from Destiny
A crowbar
An Armored Core. You thought Iron Man looked good privatizing world peace between IM 1 and 2? My eternally powered giant mech is going to make that look like child’s play.
It occurs to me this is also, almost certainly, a super villain origin story.