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Jesus Christ Balatro, those ratings are an achievement and a half


Jesus Christ Balatro, those ratings are an achievement and a half

28 Comments

  1. WillPowerGuitar

    I own it on PC. I would buy it again on mobile just to support the developers and rate it 5 stars.

  2. doitup69

    Legitimate GOTY contender with 0 micro transactions, I think it’s rated appropriately

  3. CrankyHankyPanky

    WTF is this? Get outta here with your ad

  4. Alternative_Case9666

    Giving it a 1 star to bring down the average

  5. LETS FIND THAT GUY WHO GIVE 4 STARS AND HAVE A TALK

  6. Kamakaziturtle

    Game was a massive success on PC and naturally works well on mobile with touch controls. And it’s a good, faithful port, no added adds or micro-transactions. I imagine the reviews are *slightly* inflated by the fact that a lot of people buying this game right away are people who already have played it on PC and already love the game, and are wanting it to go as well, but even after it starts trending and getting recommended to new people I expect it to settle at super high ratings. It’s a simple but addictive game with a surprising amount of depth. It’s honestly a perfect mobile game.

  7. AbbreviationsHot388

    Great, and I mean GREAT, game for the switch

  8. Balatro deserves at least a nomination of game of the year.

  9. Dissidence802

    Is there any difference between the official release and the version created by Balatro Mobile Maker?

  10. lovefist1

    $10 and almost nothing but 5 star reviews? My mind is blown. I’ve never heard of this before. Is there any way to try it before paying full price? I’m in need of a good phone game.

  11. ryan8954

    Literally fuck this game. I don’t know a thing about poker. I’m losing so much sleep staying up all night playing the game.

  12. finnjakefionnacake

    i need someone to convince me to try this game out. i’m open to a lot but i just don’t think i’d ever be into a game like this. but i want to be!

  13. MadMike22089

    I have a couple hundred hours on PC, and I just bought it on Android. It’s definitely a 5/5 game, but I also sometimes absolutely hate it.

  14. jackmove

    I’ve bought it in my pc, switch, and now mobile. Worth it each time. Incredible game.

  15. My favorite thing about this is that my phone tanks battery a lot when i play some games and it can get quite hot. Just Google Pixel things.

    However, this game barely touches my battery and it doesn’t make my phone hot at all. I don’t understand it, but it means I’ve played it on the train to work with no worries whatsoever about draining battery life!

  16. AllHailtheBeard1

    There’s a reason the trailer was a threat.

  17. CBusRiver

    How’s the performance? I was running sideloaded Balatro mobile maker version and it definitely got my 15pm extra toasty. Ended up just not using it because of the temps. Is the official version running better? Performance always seemed fine, just wild thermals.

  18. StonewoodNutter

    That looks impressive until you realize App Store reviews are so cooked. Most games look like this with overwhelming 5 star reviews dwarfing the rest

  19. LSDYakui

    I still don’t know what the game is about and probably won’t buy it but good on them.

  20. This is one of those games that everyone loves and I just don’t get it. I love me a good deckbuilder, but putting together poker hands over and over again gets real boring, super fast.

    But that’s just me! I know I’m in the minority here. I hope ya’ll have fun!

  21. wearethedeadofnight

    I love this game, played the shit out of it. Still missing one last joker, even after all vouchers were unlocked.

  22. Anyone know if this can be played offline? Have a long flight coming up, this looks ideal

  23. I don’t buy games on mobile, but by god between wanting to try balatro and becoming obsessed with STS i’m probably gonna get both for mobile

  24. Pale_Fire21

    This post and the comments make this seem like an ad for Balatro instead of a legitimate post.

  25. backtotheroots381

    Haven’t played it but if its similar to slay the spire then ill pass.

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