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The Catholic Church Is About to Canonize Its First Gamer Saint


The Catholic Church Is About to Canonize Its First Gamer Saint

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  1. saltyoldweedsmoker

    Good for the kid.

    Otherwise the Catholic Church can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

  2. DegenerateOnCross

    > Allegedly, a Brazilian boy with a severe birth defect who was unable to consume food normally was healed after his mother prayed for Acutis’ intercession. A second miracle, involving a Costa Rican girl who supposedly was healed from a head trauma after her mother prayed at Acutis’ tomb, has since been attributed to him.

    > With both miracles recognized by the Church, Acutis is set to be canonized, and will most likely be named a saint in 2025

    Rigorous fuckin standards here 

  3. PurpoUpsideDownJuice

    So he died in 06. What killed him?

  4. Material-Version-771

    > His mother claims that while he purchased a PlayStation when he was eight, he limited himself to just one hour of gaming a week due to concerns about addiction.

    Not a “gamer”

  5. NefariousnessFine214

    Well, it’s about time the gaming community gets some recognition from the higher-ups! I wonder if the patron saint of gamers will have a special power-up ability or if they’ll be able to respawn after life’s game over.

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