Sounds absolutely miserable, seems they’re the anabaptists of zombies in my book
TheHighTierHuman
This makes zombies more fun?
DreadBotvsZombies
Bro that sounds dumb as f*ck like I can understand a few of these like no traps or ww but this is to many rules just for a game of zombies, also like who cares what guns you use as long as there not ww.
Permaderps
You do you but this sounds fucking miserable
dull-crayons
Nah man, Thomas is right
Generic_user_person
Neat to see the “No Link/Pend/XYZ/Sync” guys on Dueling Network stepped out into other video games
DaBigDaddyFish
What the shit is this?
Lucidorex
“Any Female player is excluded from this rule as the gentlemen should get the door for her.”
lmao
Usual-Somewhere974
Dumb 🤦
Ok-Appeal-4630
Is everyone missing the satire?
Low-Effort-Poster
This is obvious satire, there is NO way anybody would actually play with these deranged rules, I’d deadass walk home if someone handed me this shit
Ma-Chi-Moto
If you need to control the actions of other players to have more fun… maybe you should go solo.
Homicidal_Pingu
lol 10a
CommunicationFairs
Bro this sub doesn’t understand satire lol they’re all patting themselves on the back and feeling elite while reading this lmao
Tax25Man
Now this is cringe
Sage296
“To make zombies more fun and fair”
NGL I already do most of the stuff listed and I can vouch that it’s very boring. Plus some are just good courtesy rules you can agree with.
I know this is joke but I’ll go through it anyway
1. I don’t really use traps already cause I forget or know I’m going to kill myself somehow using one
2. Essentially making it more boring in the later rounds due to the fact PaP’d guns only do so much damage
3. I guess that’s a pretty fun challenge even though I don’t do it anyway, except for points
4. I think it’s also a fair challenge but will get tedious if you can’t get a good weapon. You should be able to spin again if a wonder weapon comes up since you can’t grab it
5. I would have less fun with this
6. Quick Revive, Double Tap, Speed Cola, Jugg gang WYA
7. Sort of already a given in any match, so I can get behind this rule.
8. Something everyone does anyway
9. Not a big deal imo
10. Should be a permanent rule
11. Definitely less fun
12. Early rounds a good idea, later rounds irritating
13. This was always a thing anyway
14. Doesn’t everyone get points regardless if you’re down or not if you get a power up? Max Ammo being the only one left out? I can’t remember
15. Laugh out loud
Moon and Call of the Dead are goated maps dumb rule.
Nacht, Verrukt, and Shin rule isn’t too bad and barely anyone plays those maps anyway
r3dsp33dstr
banning the M16 is insane 😭 skullcrusher gang for life
Burritozi11a
Hey OP I’m gonna steal your lunch money and give you an atomic wedgie
xBigode
If the person who made these rules was a dev, we would be playing on a flat Minecraft world today, just with perks and PaP.
MRxSLEEP
10.a 😂
Evrytg
This is hilarious
KrypticXylo
Playing zombies with that one cousin
Foreign_Caramel_9840
What about only staying in starting room to round ten and no stealing peoples windows lol
Crafty-Writing5316
Caught me off guard cause like half of these are legit, so I couldn’t tell if it was satire or not lol
Brb-bro69
But on rule 8. If it’s a carpenter wouldn’t that contradict rule 3?
Kilo_Chungus
This sounds like something adult Sheldon Cooper wrote up
JustdoitJules
What kind of dog shit is this, sarcasm or not its awful humor
Head-Disk5576
My friend while spamming the mystery box: “interesting”
ArtieLangesLiver
“you must let the zombies kill you so they don’t feel left out”
ArtieLangesLiver
Fucken Thomas always complaining
Valky115
I remember this, it’s a copy of that one Smash Brod club thing.
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Sounds absolutely miserable, seems they’re the anabaptists of zombies in my book
This makes zombies more fun?
Bro that sounds dumb as f*ck like I can understand a few of these like no traps or ww but this is to many rules just for a game of zombies, also like who cares what guns you use as long as there not ww.
You do you but this sounds fucking miserable
Nah man, Thomas is right
Neat to see the “No Link/Pend/XYZ/Sync” guys on Dueling Network stepped out into other video games
What the shit is this?
“Any Female player is excluded from this rule as the gentlemen should get the door for her.”
lmao
Dumb 🤦
Is everyone missing the satire?
This is obvious satire, there is NO way anybody would actually play with these deranged rules, I’d deadass walk home if someone handed me this shit
If you need to control the actions of other players to have more fun… maybe you should go solo.
lol 10a
Bro this sub doesn’t understand satire lol they’re all patting themselves on the back and feeling elite while reading this lmao
Now this is cringe
“To make zombies more fun and fair”
NGL I already do most of the stuff listed and I can vouch that it’s very boring. Plus some are just good courtesy rules you can agree with.
I know this is joke but I’ll go through it anyway
1. I don’t really use traps already cause I forget or know I’m going to kill myself somehow using one
2. Essentially making it more boring in the later rounds due to the fact PaP’d guns only do so much damage
3. I guess that’s a pretty fun challenge even though I don’t do it anyway, except for points
4. I think it’s also a fair challenge but will get tedious if you can’t get a good weapon. You should be able to spin again if a wonder weapon comes up since you can’t grab it
5. I would have less fun with this
6. Quick Revive, Double Tap, Speed Cola, Jugg gang WYA
7. Sort of already a given in any match, so I can get behind this rule.
8. Something everyone does anyway
9. Not a big deal imo
10. Should be a permanent rule
11. Definitely less fun
12. Early rounds a good idea, later rounds irritating
13. This was always a thing anyway
14. Doesn’t everyone get points regardless if you’re down or not if you get a power up? Max Ammo being the only one left out? I can’t remember
15. Laugh out loud
Moon and Call of the Dead are goated maps dumb rule.
Nacht, Verrukt, and Shin rule isn’t too bad and barely anyone plays those maps anyway
banning the M16 is insane 😭 skullcrusher gang for life
Hey OP I’m gonna steal your lunch money and give you an atomic wedgie
If the person who made these rules was a dev, we would be playing on a flat Minecraft world today, just with perks and PaP.
10.a 😂
This is hilarious
Playing zombies with that one cousin
What about only staying in starting room to round ten and no stealing peoples windows lol
Caught me off guard cause like half of these are legit, so I couldn’t tell if it was satire or not lol
But on rule 8. If it’s a carpenter wouldn’t that contradict rule 3?
This sounds like something adult Sheldon Cooper wrote up
What kind of dog shit is this, sarcasm or not its awful humor
My friend while spamming the mystery box: “interesting”
“you must let the zombies kill you so they don’t feel left out”
Fucken Thomas always complaining
I remember this, it’s a copy of that one Smash Brod club thing.